| Monday Night | Characters Introduced |
|---|---|
| Julian | The hero of our dreams; an eternal spirit seeking after Righteousness by hunting the dragon in the wilderness and not succumbing to Wicked Angels |
| Emily | The love of our dreams; a more advanced spirit already designated (unbeknownst to her) Of the Noble and Great Ones |
| Lorraine | Potentially Wicked spirit that–with her twin brother–entraps Julian |
| Gene | Twin brother of Lorraine; also potentially Wicked |
| Lizzie | A likely Righteous spirit in a camp of spirits seeking after Righteousness together in the wilderness |
| John Allover | A Righteous camper who befriends Julian |
| Beth the Sweet Blasphemer | A likely Wicked camper who speaks against the Righteous plan and appears to throw a dart at Julian |
| Big Luke | A stylish, likely Wicked camper who mistrusts Julian and seeks to have Julian sent to the Bills |
| The camp leader | Leads the spiritual camp |
| Singer at the funeral | She sings the eulogy in song |
| Edith | A camper sent with Big Luke to escort Julian back to the Bills (spiritual status unclear) |
| Ortlinde | A legendary Walküre Of the Noble and Great Ones fighting for Righteousness |
| The Walküren | Legendary female warriors for Righteousness |
| Tuesday Night | Characters Introduced |
|---|---|
| The Twelve | A group of boisterous spirits who are weary of being in the wilderness and skeptical of Righteousness |
| The Dragons | The legendary Wicked beasts that nate spirits by firebirth |
| Travis | A Cherub and trainer for Righteousness who is always Name-dropping Gods he supposedly knows |
| Zeëdzekiah | The Local God and the only God eternal spirits know |
| Wednesday Night | Characters Introduced |
|---|---|
| The Disinspirited Voices | Spirit voices heard but not seen by Emily and Julian, directing the training for their “mission” |
| Armory attendant | An extremely advanced spirit working as an escort (guide) in the sacred Armory |
| Thoughts and Prayers | Massive number of spirits engaged in group prayer at the Armory |
| Thursday Night | Characters Introduced |
|---|---|
| Regular Bill | One of the two contradictory Bills in charge of Righteousness; a stickler for orthodoxy |
| Wild Bill | The other of the two Bills in charge of Righteousness; not a stickler for anything but leans toward heterodoxy |
| Regular Bill’s courtiers | Regular Bill’s extensive staff |
| John Leftover | Wants to do great things; Righteous |
| John Takeover | A spiritual born leader; Righteous |
| John Underover | Thinks deep thoughts; Righteous |
| John Holdover | Sticks to the plan; Righteous |
| John Hungover | Cantankerous but Righteous |
| Fiery Serpents | Righteously-trained alit attack snakes |
| Karl | A leader in Satan’s Army; nates the lead fiery serpent; a very bad Wicked Angel |
| Friday Night | Characters Introduced |
|---|---|
| Chen | A Secret Angel questating in the wilderness |
| Angel on a mule | Wicked Angel on patrol when Julian’s squad is ambushed |
| John Watchover | Wicked Angel that ambushes Julian |
| John Boilover | Second Wicked Angel that ambushes Julian |
| Satan’s Army | Amassed on the mountain below the Fortress |
| John Laborover | Wicked Angel that tries to assassinate Julian |
| John Notover | Wicked Angel that relentlessly pursues Julian |
| The Marshall | Wicked Angel and senior military leader in Satan’s Army |
| The Commandant | Wicked Angel and senior leader of Satan’s Army at the Fortress |
| John Poreover | A Guardian Angel at the Fortress who fights Julian |
| Mary Doöver | A second Guardian Angel at the Fortress |
| Guardian Angels | Guarding the Fortress |
| Trina | A puppy at the Wicked prison |
| Saturday Night | Characters Introduced |
|---|---|
| Prison Guardian Angel | Shockingly courteous Wicked prison guard |
| Guardian Angel escort | Several shockingly courteous Wicked Angels that escort Julian to Satan’s Court |
| Lilith and Satan | The Head of Wickedness and her husband (who is not to be worshipped) |
| Natalie | Lilith and Satan’s adopted daughter with disabilities; a gift from the Gods |
| Robert | Righteous leader sent by the Bills to coordinate Emily and Julian’s inducement |
| Richard | Second Righteous envoy sent by the Bills to coordinate Emily and Julian’s inducement |
| Sunday Night | Characters Introduced |
|---|---|
| Conductor | Music conductor at the celebration and church service convened in part to honor Emily and Julian |
| Congregants | The large congregation of spirits at the celebration and church service |
| Big hair congregant | A gossipy spirit at the celebration and church service |
| The Johnson Brothers | Four brothers recently named Of the Noble and Great Ones after fighting the Dragons and surviving |
| Attendants | Workers at the church and the inducement arena |
| Bene | An excellent caregiver for Lu; works at the inducement arena |
| Lu | A spirit of her own abilities and sister of Bene |
| Male servant | Inducement arena worker who gives Julian the cup |